We resolve:
TO ALWAYS KNOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR BEFORE ENTERING
TO ALWAYS LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR
TO ALWAYS FLUSH THE LAVATORY
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About Me
- The Pineapple Tart
- I was reared in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. It was a bitter, abnormal childhood and I spent most of it with my nose in Enid Blyton wishing I had a wishing chair to fly away to exotic locations where no-one cared if I was Catholic or Protestant. Be careful of what you wish for: when I grew up my first proper job was based in the Middle East. I flew longhaul as an airstewardess for an international Arab airline; the ultimate exotic escape, don't you think? Now I write escapist novels. Already I've had seven published. They are called The Pineapple Tart, A Soft Touch, The Dolly Holiday, Kissing the Frog, Cinderella's Sister, Enchanting Alice and The Revenge of Lady Muck
The Pineapple Tart
A Soft Touch
The Dolly Holiday
Kissing The Frog
Cinderella's Sister
Enchanting Alice
The Revenge of Lady Muck
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